{"id":669,"date":"2014-09-16T12:18:24","date_gmt":"2014-09-16T12:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.frankfurt-school.de\/?p=669"},"modified":"2019-02-20T11:28:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T10:28:30","slug":"audi-event-fs-survive-presentation-language-dont-really-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.frankfurt-school.de\/de\/audi-event-fs-survive-presentation-language-dont-really-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"Audi Event at FS Or How to Survive a Presentation in a Language You Don&#8217;t Really Speak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! My name is Telman! I am a student of MoF 2014\u00a0intake, I\u2019m 21 and I come from Armenia. I am a hobbyist writer &#8211; I like to write short stories, so I have signed up to be a part of Frankfurt School\u2019s official blogging team which means you and I are going to see each other every now and then on this blog (unless I make it so boring nobody starts coming here, but let\u2019s stay positive!). The goal of this blog post apart from introducing myself is to talk about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frankfurt-school.de\/content\/en\/newsroom\/news\/2014\/09\/fs-im-dialog-axel-strotbek-n.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">recent presentation held by Audi CFO Axel Strotbek<\/a> that Frankfurt School has organized for us at the Audimax on 9<sup>th<\/sup> of September. The presentation was in German. For some unknown reason I have decided to participate in that event, with almost (absolutely) no knowledge of German, and after struggling for an hour and a half to make out what the actual presentation was about, and what Mr. Strotbek was saying I have decided that it is my duty to write about it. Now here comes the bit where I have to tell you &#8211; do not expect an actually serious and professional covering of the presentation from this article. As I\u2019ve said I\u2019m a hobbyist writer who likes to write short stories, so if you are looking for a good article about the Audi event, I really recommend you <a title=\"Axel Strotbek, CFO of Audi AG, speaking on success strategies in the automotive industry\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.frankfurt-school.de\/axel-strotbek-cfo-audi-automotive-industry\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">read the blog<\/a> done by my fellow coursemate and now a colleague Michael Haker. What I present you here is something different, titled &#8211;<\/p>\n<h2>\u201cAudi Event at FS or How to survive a presentation in a language you don\u2019t really speak\u201d: a guide for Dummies<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Required equipment<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A chair<\/li>\n<li>A smartphone<\/li>\n<li>Appropriate Camouflage<\/li>\n<li>Out-of-the-box thinking<\/li>\n<li>Swiss knife<\/li>\n<li>Food and provision<\/li>\n<li>Binoculars (depending on the size of the room)<\/li>\n<li>A companion sitting next to you<\/li>\n<li>A lot (or two) of Patience<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Preparations<\/strong> First of all, in order to survive through a presentation, you need to get to one, and after you have gotten in, you need a place to sit &#8211; survival on foot is very uncomfortable and is not recommended for inexperienced students. So the first thing to do when you arrive at an event (after spending 4 hours making barbeque) is to find a nice quiet spot somewhere far from the VIPs, not to disturb their smelling senses with the yummy odors of steaks and bratwursts which most apparently have already replaced your perfume. No chairs left for you to sit on? No worries! As said before sitting is important for survival that\u2019s why you get your <em>thinking<\/em> out of your <em>box<\/em> then calmly go to a nearby room and take a personal chair and carry it into the hall where the actual presentation will be done. You might catch some attention, but the fact that you\u2019re carrying a chair will distract people from the fact that you actually smell like a walking sausage. Take the chair and put it in the abovementioned quiet corner. Ideally you should try to completely blend with the tree next to you not to distract people from important stuff, so wearing military camouflage clothes can be a good idea, the only thing that\u2019s better is to wear formal suit and tie but they are much harder to obtain and are part of the equipment of experienced survivors.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Actual Presentation<\/strong> Water is essential for any survival, so make sure you drink enough glasses from the offered free juices and mineral waters before the presentation begins not to feel dehydrated in the process, because it\u2019ll take a lot of effort and concentration. IMPORTANT! Do not overdo the water bit because excess water in the organism may turn to be fatal, especially if the corner where you sit is far from the exit. Having taken in enough water to keep the organism fit and running go back to your chair and start revising the little vocabulary you have of the language while the officials prepare their speeches. As soon as the speaker gets on the stage focus on him and try to catch small words and phrases while holding a dictionary at hand. After 15 minutes give up and concentrate on pictures on the projector, still with the dictionary in your hand, translating the writings. After several minutes (5 \u2013 10 depending on the pace with which the presentation is going and how many pictures are in it) realize that because you took the farthest corner you can\u2019t make out what is written on the pictures anymore because the shrift can be barely seen. It is alright, next time take binoculars with you. After half an hour if you\u2019re still awake and the foreign sentences haven\u2019t yet blended into a one long monotonous hum in your ears, then you are doing very good. At that point you should turn to the guy who is sitting next to you, making notes for writing an article about the presentation and whom you (completely by chance!) happen to know and peek into his notes in English. You can thus spend the remaining time of the presentation. Laugh when everybody else laughs, most likely the presenter has made a joke. When everybody applauds -applaud, when everybody raises their hands &#8211; raise yours, make people believe you know what is going on. Don\u2019t forget to disturb the guy next to you with occasional stupid questions and translation pleads. When the Q&amp;A session begins start counting how many hands are raised. During this period you should try to avoid scratching your head or doing any movement with your hand that might give out your hiding spot and make you seem like raising a hand. Try to see if any of the people you know are asking questions so that later you can get translated versions of their questions directly from the source \u2013 Information is key to survival. After the Q&amp;A applaud with the crowd and smile &#8211; you have successfully lived to the end of the presentation! After leaving the room ask the guy who was sitting next to you to summarize the whole presentation in 2 sentences. Listen to him with a serious face, nod saying \u201cI knew he was going to cover that\u201d. Go home. Feel proud.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conclusion<\/strong> Despite the fact that Frankfurt is considered an international city, and that Frankfurt School is aimed at providing international education, the knowledge of German language is still essential in basically everything you do in Germany whether it will be attending presentations held by board members of major companies or buying groceries in the shop, and I believe that it is natural and right. So I really encourage all of our international students who still don\u2019t speak the language, or speak it \u201cein bischen\u201d to go out there and master the German whether it will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frankfurt-school.de\/content\/en\/research\/departments\/languages.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">courses offered at Frankfurt School<\/a>, independent courses in other institutions or just learning on your own or with the help of your friends. Now you are given one of the best opportunities to do that. Eventually the only equipment you need for effective survival is The Knowledge of German language, and with that equipment in hand, survival turns into thriving. So buy the books. Learn the language. Feel proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! My name is Telman! I am a student of MoF 2014\u00a0intake, I\u2019m 21 and I come from Armenia. 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